umbracolossi:

CapitiFaecem is in for a visit

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“Hey Connie! What’s up, bud?”

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“Ay, dude! Not much is up, actually… I guess?”

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“–I dunno, whenever I say that, people give me this dumb look an’ say shit like ‘the ceiling’ or 'the sky’. Kinda made me lose track of what to say when people ask that.”

HW