[steals handful of trail mix and stares]

“–Yo, who the hell do ya think you are, stealin’ my pocket trailmix!?”
…he quietly hoped this chick would realize the trailmix was… warm.
“Hehe— Are … are you okay, pumpkin? Y'look a little— tense.”
"Still in one piece yes, but your arrival had sure made it less lonely. It’s great to see your smile again, dear.”
sincerely-petra liked this She thinks you’re swag. She doesn’t think you’re bald. A female. A girl. Thinks. You. Have. S w a g.