“… You actually ripped your hand out of your pocket? Stickin’ it there in the first place was dumb enough.”
”Dude, Armin and Mika were sayin’ this shit was gonna get amputated otherwise! Of course I just ripped it outta my damn pocket, and it fuggin’ hurt, bro!“
”–And it really wasn’t that dumb. Y'all keep sayin’ that sticking my hand in my pocket was dumb–but really!? It’s my pocket, it ain’t like it’s Bertie’s pocket or that one crazy-ass glasses lady’s pocket, dude.“
capitifaecem reblogged this from counselingwarrior and added:
“Yeah, bro! None at all!”
counselingwarrior reblogged this from capitifaecem and added:
[Long sigh followed by fist bump] "Sorry. There. No hard feelings?”
velocem reblogged this from capitifaecem and added:
”Amputated? I’ll admit, Mika’s got a pretty weird sense of humor— But that seems like a stretch even for her. And forget...