“Connie, I don’t mean to frighten you, but I swear I can recall a book detailing a situation along those lines—”
“Disrupting your internal organs can lead to severe damage. Fatal, even.”

"You tellin’ me that my belly button is a direct hole to my fuggin’ tummy, bro!?”

“Dude! How the… what? I mean, wouldn’t my food just like… seep out? Or…wait.”

“–Is that where belly button lint comes from? That’d totally explain why it smells so raunchy…”
"I k n o w.”
”… B r o.“