“What!”
Surprisingly unhelpful added commentary— “… He does? Wait. You DO? Why? Wait. Maybe don’t tell me if it involves stripping most
to allof my dignity.”

“Wh-well, uh…” Just leave out the part about the weather, dude. Leave that out.

“Jean was almost positive he saw ya sleepin’ standing up last Thursday. Like a pony. Or a donkey. Or a mule.”

“Dunno, man, that guy’s got a thing with horses, y'know.”
“I’m not upset, though. Don’t, um, I guess that came out sort of —” just drop it, idiot. “I slept alright....
“O-Oh! My name is Millius. Millius Zermusky.” People not knowing his name no longer surprised him honestly.
“I mean, like–he’ll wake me up, bro. Mostly to be all–‘Dude, Connie, quit sleepin’ like a brick and get your ass up so...
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