“Connie don’t be lazy, for god’s sake you’re a soldier.”

“Yeah, bro! That’s parta my point–gimme somethin’ legit to run from, and I’ll do it in a heartbeat.”
“…Whoa.” “Was that some sorta… freaky-ass mind-trick, bro?”
“…Connie, we don’t talk about that remember? Anyways she’s not coming after you but hey at least you’re awake now...