“Cramp? I n f r i n g i n ‘ ?”
“Connie, this is important— I could get Mikasa to g i g g l e. Hell, I might even leave a stripe goin’ down the middle of my head or somethin’. But this is serious.”

”Bro, that’s a first-rate personal problem. Makin’ your ladyfriend laugh ain’t got nothin’ to do with my damn razor.“
"I said I’d leave a lil' stripe down the middle, didn’t I?”
“Bros don’t let bros bro up their style… bro!”