“Apparently I’d look good with your hairstyle, and it’s possible that Mikasa might even smile if I get it— hell she might even giggle.”
“They probably use that for their legs and eyebrows and stuff. My hair’s too thick for that.“

”–Dude, you can’t be infringin’ on my style! That’d seriously cramp it, if your hair looked like mine…“

”Screw that, I ain’t finding my razor for ya at all!“
"I said I’d leave a lil' stripe down the middle, didn’t I?”
“Bros don’t let bros bro up their style… bro!”