“This really nice girl showed me what a cheeseburger was the other day. I dunno where yours is, though.”

“Dude, cheeseburgers are like… the hell, man. Y'gotta have at least one in your life–just wish I knew where mine went to.”
“We can try asking Sasha to snatch us some bacon when she goes for meat? How does that saying go, yolo?"
"Bacon’d be a whole week’s ration alone!”