“Well my hair is more of an auburn color, so it doesn’t really switch between brown and red. I’m not saying you’re wrong or anything, but I just— it couldn’t possibly be me!”

“…” Wait. Something seems… off about this.

“…?” Yeah, this was definitely… weird.

“–Sasha, why'ya actin’ so… funky?”
“–Ye-yeah!” “I’m good, bro.”
“… Springles, you all right?”