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stumblingphrases:

at highschool parties Eren is a very protective drunk who greets ppl with a very loud “YOU WANNA FUCKING GO MAN I’LL TAKE YOU OUTSIDE" if they so much as glance at his friends in the wrong way. He’s usually subdued by a more solemn drunk Mikasa, who’s just really sick of having to deal w/ an overly-happy drunk Armin and angry-drunk Eren.

Annie, Bert, and Reiner are the only normal ones at parties who have at least 2-3 beers and lounge on couches talking to people, however never smile even when someone tries to joke around with them, which makes that fourth person really uncomfortable bc they feel like they might get punched in the face.

Hanji is the cool chaperone who leaves halfway through the party and lives by the rule “if I don’t see the alcohol enter my house, I don’t care.“ Rivaille doesn’t do much and ends up hitting up a bar 15 minutes into watching teenagers ruin his house because he’s just too numb to care tbqh

Marco is a hit at parties and is always on the dance floor and is a really good dancer, even going so far as to calling the robot the “Marco-Bott” and laughing at his own joke, causing drunken laughter around him because WOW WHAT A FUNNY GREAT KID HAHA IT’S FUNNY BC HIS LAST NAME SOUNDS LIKE BOT.

Meanwhile Jean sits in a corner nursing a warm beer and anytime Marco says he’s being a killjoy he glares at him and persists that he’s being the dj he doesn’t have time to go socialize why don’t you just go back to all your great new friends marco????? which Marco pretends to just shrug off but really he wants to get a rise out of Jean which he admits is pretty funny to watch

#ymir and christa are too busy having sex in the furthest room possible to care about the party tbh