“That razor is only meant for the hair on your head, not the hair on your chin… or somethin’!”
“How would you know? You don’t have any hair?”

“–I do too have hair, Mikasa! That’s exactly why I need the razor…”
"Sideburns, of course, Connie.”
“–Yeah, I may need ta. Don’t want Jean’s sideburn scrap in my hair."