“But, dude….”
“…What if he smells it?”
“He’s not going to conduct some kind of inspection, and he’s definitely not going to sniff you. I’ll even go with you to ask him, if you’re that nervous.”
“Man, I’ve heard there’s some guy who sniffs people around here, though! I don’t wanna have dank-ass mornin’ breath around the Scoutin’ Legion officers!”
velocem reblogged this from capitifaecem and added:
“I don’t really know, since I’ve never had this problem before.” “But if y'think it’ll help, then go for it. It is...
capitifaecem reblogged this from velocem and added:
“…Dude, maybe I should just drink a shitload of water.” “Water makes your breath smell okay, right?”