“What?? Someone stole my toothbrush, yo! I can’t fuggin’ help that!”
“So you wait? Damn it, why didn’t you just tell the Captain?”
“Bro, I’m not just gonna go up to some'a the officers and be like– ‘Dude, Eren’s ladyfriend kidnapped my toothbrush, and she won’t give it back unless I dance around for her in my boxers!’–”
“Do ya even get how retarded that sounds?”