“Whatever, bro… I don’t have my damn toothbrush, thanks to her—and my razor is still missing too.“ He hardly bought this whole she’s just my family gig—not that it was any of his business.
"I told you I’d help you look for your razor, didn’t I? And unfortunately, there isn’t much I can do to convince Mikasa to return your toothbrush. Nobody has that kind of control over her. Did she even tell you why she took it?”
“–She took it so she could make me dance around in my damn lucky Dachshund boxers!”
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“I don’t really know, since I’ve never had this problem before.” “But if y'think it’ll help, then go for it. It is...
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“…Dude, maybe I should just drink a shitload of water.” “Water makes your breath smell okay, right?”