“Why would you want to brush your teeth with my face, Connie? I don’t even know if that’s sanitary or even possible. Regardless, I’d say that’s twisted enough, even without Mikasa’s rather morbid threats— which I honestly wouldn’t put past her.”
“Getting back to what I was saying, Mikasa is not my ladyfriend. I’ll admit, her rather overbearing want to protect me is tedious and confusing. But I don’t blame her for it or think she has issues— She’s my family, and she wants to protect whoever she has left.”
“Whatever, bro… I don’t have my damn toothbrush, thanks to her–and my razor is still missing too.” He hardly bought this whole she’s just my family gig–not that it was any of his business.
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“I don’t really know, since I’ve never had this problem before.” “But if y'think it’ll help, then go for it. It is...
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“…Dude, maybe I should just drink a shitload of water.” “Water makes your breath smell okay, right?”