“Hey Connie, how’s it goin’?”
“Not good, bro. Not good.”
“…My razor is missing, man! I’ve lost like… three different personal hygiene items today! This damn fort is eatin’ them or somethin’!”
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“I don’t really know, since I’ve never had this problem before.” “But if y'think it’ll help, then go for it. It is...
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“…Dude, maybe I should just drink a shitload of water.” “Water makes your breath smell okay, right?”